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[explicit] from the step forward look west/fork knife spoon split that never was

emilyooo — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 00:25:10 +0000

So back at some point in the past, Step Forward Look West and Fork Knife Spoon planned on releasing a split 7″. It just kind of never happened, and at some point Eric Snyder (guitarist for SFLW) gave me a cd with the unreleased songs on it. Last week while I was back home visiting for spring break I met up with Ryan from SFLW/The DuPage Collective and picked his brain about it. Apparently they were going to outsource the pressing of the vinyl, but the guy they gave their money to disappeared. With the money. And this was after recording and printing the covers. But with the dude gone and the money also gone they forfeited the venture. I also believe not long after/during/whatever was when SFLW parted ways.

But.

Here are the tracks SFLW recorded for the split, posted with permission from the band. Enjoy!

We May be Old but You’re Fucking Boring:
[See post to listen to audio]

If at First you Don’t Succeed, Keep Fucking Stabbing:
[See post to listen to audio]

Song about Video Games.:
[See post to listen to audio]

Four out of Five Indie Rockers Agree We Have no Fucking Talent:
[See post to listen to audio]

If I had a Body like that I’d Bury it Out Back with the Rest:
[See post to listen to audio]

Until next time.
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.five.fingers.half.a.hand. demo (1998)

emilyooo — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:45:21 +0000

It totally blows me away that people out there, particularly in Europe, still have a vested interest in old DuPage Collective releases. Even the people involved directly with the DC haven’t thought about some of these records in years, so the fact that these posts are peaking interest to people out in the vast reaches of the internet is mind-blowing.

I keep coming up with little things here and there that I think are worth sharing, as long as there still seem to be interested parties out there. These mp3s are from the demo of .five.fingers.half.a.hand., a band featuring members of a bunch of other DuPage bands. .five.fingers.half.a.hand. came about in the summer of 1998 and lasted until 2000.

I’m not sure where I got a copy of the demo, but here it is.¹

1. Similes and metaphoars are as useless as a $3 bill.
[See post to listen to audio]

2. Goddamn bugs whacked us Johnny!
[See post to listen to audio]

3. The commisar vanishes.
[See post to listen to audio]

4. A one-way street to what the fuck is going on.
[See post to listen to audio]

5. Don’t do it Allison Bly!
[See post to listen to audio]

¹ Also, I’m not sure if the misspellings are intentional or not. I included what the mp3s were titled on my hard drive and I don’t have a hard copy to reference. ↑

step forward look west [nsfw]

emilyooo — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:57:17 +0000

I believe this is a 7″ that would be considered ‘self-titled,’ though there is something of a subject line underneath the band name on the record sleeve:

front sleeve

Oh and in case you couldn’t tell, this is a music post.

Ahem.

Step Forward Look West was a band out of the glorious DuPage Hardcore days, though towards the end of it. Well, at least the end of my time involved before I ran off to get numerous college degrees in other states (how dare I?!).

I seriously enjoy this record, still. I think it came out in 2002 at some point, and was recorded in November 2001. I know this because of the rockin’ silk-screened poster that came with buying the 7″. It’s seriously amazing, though too large for me to scan and share. Maybe I’ll take a horrible picture of it someday so you can see it in all its glory.

The names of the songs may very well be the best part of the record.

back sleeve

Now, prepare yourself for fast and loud. Explicit lyrics warning. And it’s probably worth saying that these tracks were ripped from a 7″ record using an ion usb turntable. And not ripped all that well, either. Well, that’s not true. They sound alright.

Side A-

1. a name on the board with three checks only means i can fuck up twice without getting in trouble.
[See post to listen to audio]

2. you can’t spell “goonies” without the word “go!”
[See post to listen to audio]

3. a disfunctional family is any family with two or more members.
[See post to listen to audio]

4. one two three not it!
[See post to listen to audio]

5. it’s open season on crybabies and you’re fucking next.
[See post to listen to audio]

Side B-

1. i never thought i’d say the words “i hate you” and fucking mean it.
[See post to listen to audio]

2. jesus, elvis, and the easter bunny walk into a bar.
[See post to listen to audio]

3. alice don’t surf.
[See post to listen to audio]

4. the tcri strikes again!
[See post to listen to audio]

5. it’s like pissing in a shower with a slow drain and standing in a stagnating pool of your own urine.
[See post to listen to audio]

Interesting how I believe I completely avoided using any profane words on this blog until this very post. And those profanities coming from just the titles of the songs.

Anyway, listen and enjoy.

Until next time.

The DuPage Collective