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day 12 – an episode you’ve watched more than 5 times

emilyooo — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:24:47 +0000

Ummmmmmmmmmm every Futurama episode? Not including the times I’ve watched through with the commentary tracks. Love. That. Show.

day 07 – least favorite episode of your favorite tv show

emilyooo — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:40:43 +0000

Futurama, “The Cryonic Woman”
As much as I love Sarah Silverman, I hate this episode. The premise is pretty dumb, Michelle is SO annoying, the LA jokes were lame (we got all the good ones in “That’s Lobstertainment” anyway [and yes, that episode is way better than this one]), and Pauly Shore? Although I did like the art tattooed on fat people, and Bender giving that old dude heartattacks and then using his tube as a refrigerator. Again, Bender is a hero.

day 06 – your favorite episode of your favorite tv show

emilyooo — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 17:37:57 +0000

Futurama, “Amazon Women in the Mood”
I’m not sure any description of this episode will do it justice. So I’ll just list some of my favorite quotations.

Zapp: Well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.

Kif: [reading] I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies
(later)
Zapp: Well, hello! I usually don’t say this but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies I’ve ever laid eyes on. [The Amazonians growl. Zapp picks up his book.] [reading] I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo—

Zapp: You win again, gravity!

Fry: I can’t believe Leela and Amy aren’t back yet from their half-date. I’m gonna call the restaurant. [dials restaurant on phone]
Operator: [on phone] The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.
Fry: We gotta go rescue them!
Bender: Eh, I don’t know.
Fry: Bender! Think of the señoritas!
Bender: Vámonos!

Femputer: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death. [The prisoners, Amy and Leela gasp.] By snu-snu!
Fry: [cheering] Yay!
Zapp: [cheering] Yeah! [Kif whimpers and Zapp turns around to him.] [talking] What are you, gay?

Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I’d always really hoped.

Zapp: [gasping] We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

day 04 – your favorite show ever

emilyooo — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:33:31 +0000

Futurama.
Yes I know, I spend an inordinate amount of my time fangirling about Doctor Who. But my favorite show really is Futurama. The sophistication of their humor, the amazing animation and computer graphics (CGI in a cartoon? in 1999? Yeah, Futurama was All Over That), the incredible wit and intelligence of the writing staff (two PhDs, a lawyer, a handful of masters degrees …), the fantastic voice talent … I mean, it’s just So Good. So good. Not to mention the commentary tracks. OH MY GOD have you watched the eps with commentary yet? Sometimes they’re even funnier than the episodes. Which is mind boggling. But that’s how awesome the cast and crew is for this show. Never has there been a show more deserving of being resurrected. I can’t WAIT for June 24th.

day 01 – a show that should have never been canceled

emilyooo — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:57:40 +0000

Futurama.
Seriously. The only reason Fox canceled it is because they kept airing it too early in the day. Just because it’s animated doesn’t mean it’s a kids’ show. GRRRRRR. Runs off to grind more Fox Execs into Torgo’s Executive Powder. Adult Swim was a great place for it to come back … there it was aired for a demographic that it was designed for. And as a result it garnered a lot more interest and support. And thanks to them and Comedy Central it’s coming back, baby. WOO!

the best of conan: the simpsons edition

emilyooo — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 04:22:31 +0000

Those of you that know me personally know that I have been a HUGE fan of Conan O’Brien for a very long time. I used to stay up and watch Late Night with Conan O’Brien most nights, always being more interested in his monologue and bits than any of the interviews or god-awful musical guests. (Lets face it: even though Last Call with Carson Daly is on so late that people forget it exists, Carson was able to pull out his MTV Frequent Hosting card to get great musical talent to play on his show). Seeing him take over the mantel of the Tonight Show was exciting. And although it took him a while to get comfortable and get the ball rolling, the show was new and fun and very promising. He’s a fantastic writer, and with a good team of people to bounce ideas off of he really comes up with fantastic and fun stories and gags. (If you can’t tell, I’m much more interested in Conan as a writer and comedian more than an interviewer or Late Night personality.)

Some of his best work was during the hayday of The Simpsons, when he was a producer and writer. He spent time with the show from 1991-93, and penned some of the best and most memorable episodes in the show’s history.

I was going to come out and say “Here is his best episode EVAR” but you know what? I’m just going to put all four of them here and let you watch. I’ll tell you which one I think is best (and why) next week.

S4E08: “New Kid on the Block”

The Simpsons 408

S4E12: “Marge vs. the Monorail”

The Simpsons 412

S5E03: “Homer Goes to College”

The Simpsons 503

S5E05: “Treehouse of Horror IV”

The Simpsons 505

Although the thought of Conan going off the air makes me a sad panda, I have to say that I’d love to see him get back to writing again. More Conan-penned Simpsons episodes (maybe a Conan-penned Futurama episode!) would be incredible. And the show could definitely benefit from it, as the last 10 seasons have been slowly sliding down a narrow hill.

my god … a million years!

emilyooo — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:04:50 +0000

Welp. A year has passed and what have I actually accomplished? I learned how to spin, I work at a yarn shop, I made a new pattern, I’ve done test knitting, I’ve unsuccessfully busted my yarn stash, and I’m just as disorganized as ever.

But.

It’s the future now and I feel like I have this magical clean slate to work from. Or maybe all the time I spent cleaning my house today has clouded my judgment.

Basically, my goal for this year is to Think Big and be more independent. I want to knit bigger projects: cardigans, pullovers, lace shawls, etc. I want to make staple foods on my own: breads, jam, canned veggies and fruits, etc. I want to try to make everything on my own at least once. Even if I do so poorly, at least I’ve tried.

I also really want to organize and pare myself down. I have SO many old video game systems and games that I haven’t touched in years. I’m just going to sell it all off. I have tons of old yarn that I have no desire to touch. I’m going to send more stuff to charity organizations. I’m going to get new organizers from the Container Store and I’m going to clean up my room and house more often.

It’s time to grow up and take care of myself. You know?

There are quite a few non-me related things that I am totally stoked about this year:
- NEW FUTURAMA EPISODES GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN YES
- Matt Smith taking over as The Doctor
- The Grand Moff taking over as show runner on Doctor Who
- A new Alkaline Trio album in February
- Alkaline Trio/Cursive tour (seeing them at Emo’s in Austin in late March)
- Going to Gallifrey One in February

Less talk, more rock soon.
- ek

madison cube garden

emilyooo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:43:49 +0000

I live in a house with a ridiculously huge backyard. The yard is fenced in, and even has a separate, fenced-off area that I’m pretty sure was used to keep animals of some kind. Well, ever since I’ve moved in those of us in the house have talked about planting a garden out back … and my newish housemates actually did it! Check it out!

The fenced in area, finally cleaned up!

They marked off the different plants with string, all professional-like.

Potted plants left behind by previous tennants were salvaged and put in the garden area as well.

The lawn furniture fit in perfectly, making it a lovely little place to retreat.

I had absolutely nothing to do with this garden; it was all the housemates. But they did an amazing job and I can’t wait to have homegrown veggies to cook with!

As long as I’m here I have quite a bit of knitting to report on.

1. I finished my Napoleon vest:

Napoleon

I never got around to taking a picture other than that one, late at night in my room just after I finished putting it together. I’ve worn it a few times and I always get nice compliments. The Hillside Linen ended up being a nice choice; it’s light and breathable, and after a quick tumble in the dryer it softened up wonderfully. It’s a bit on the warm side, but not too much.

2. Soft Linen Shawl:

Soft Linen Shawl

I really just wanted an excuse to knit this pattern, which I thought was gorgeous due to its simplicity. It knit up super quickly. I used the Classic Elite Soft Linen, which was amazing to knit with. This will be used as a birthday gift for a family member.

3. Grrr:

Grrr

Knitty’s Grrr, a pattern for a co-worker at the yarn shop that is having a baby at some point in December. We had a baby shower last week with the ladies at the shop. It was nice to get out and spend time with them outside of the store! I used Mission Falls 1824 cotton, which really looks fantastic for this pattern. The texture of the cotton adds a lot of interest to the loops that make the mane.

4–6. Turn a Square:
I decided to make one for my dad for his upcoming birthday, but my gauge is always a bit on the tight side so it ended up too small.

Turn a Square 1

It fits me perfectly but I think it’d be too snug for him. So I decided to keep it and make another one on bigger needles.

Turn a Square 2

I kind of fell in love with this one. The blues and greens are fantastic. Alas, it heads off to Dad later this week. After making two I thought, what the hell, I’ll make another one! These first two are both made with Cascade 220 and the same skein of Noro Silk Garden.

Turn a Square 3

For this last one I used Cascade 220 and some crappy acrylic stuff from JoAnn Fabrics. I actually kind of like it. The color changes are a bit too slow, though. I wish I would have made it back to the red at some point in the striping.

7. Quincy:

Quincy

This is a hat from Jared Flood’s pattern booklet through Classic Elite. I used some Araucania Azapa, which is a fantastic yarn. The hat stretched out a bit too much while blocking, though … mostly due to my cat Ronnie getting a hold of it and dragging it around the house. SIGH. Stupid cats. I’ll probably make another one of these soon. I really love the twist (which you can’t really see in the picture unfortunately).

8. Zoe:

Zoe

While I was test-knitting this pattern I made another version, half for the test-knitting and half to do some stash-busting. The yarn is a bit too busy for me, but I like the way the ruffle turned out this time around.

So there you have it. Lots of knitting and a pretty garden. Now if only school was as pleasant …
ek

p.s. Beatles Rockband is AMAZING.
p.p.s. Beatles Remastered Stereo Set is also amazing.
p.p.p.s. Futurama Complete Collection: i haz it. Nothing like a life-sized Bender head in my living room.

last night was a mistake. a sexy mistake.

emilyooo — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:30:30 +0000

Look who has joined the Planet Express crew (on my video game bookshelf)!

Five Star General Zapp Brannigan

Why it’s Five Star General Zapp S. Brannigan! And naturally he’s eying that seductive cyclops, Turanga Leela.

Thanks, Kristi/kaostling!!! Some yarny goodness will be on its way to you in the near future. <3

my story’s a lot like yours only more interesting ’cause it involves robots

emilyooo — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:59:16 +0000

I remember hearing about the new line of Kidrobot Futurama toys at some point earlier this summer and naturally freaking out about it. They went on sale on the 13th at 10am and I was All Over It. So All Over It that I ordered them while in a meeting with my research assistantship supervisor. I mean, like, we were chatting about whatever I was giving him and at the same time I was discreetly typing in my credit card number and my shipping info. I am a terrible person.

Anyway, they came in the mail today! Time for a picture parade™!

the blind boxes

turanga leela!

bender bending rodriguez!

philip j. fry, delivery boy!

the planet express crew

closeup of leela

closeup of bender, cigar in hand

fry and his pizza for i. c. weiner

with accessories. gotta love pharaoh bender!

this is a work of art, not a toy

Oh yes. <3